hookdick 

Someone who has a crooked penis. You probably cannot tell unless the penis is errect.

Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!!

hookdick by Darrin May October 20, 2007

Hooklicious 

Katie L.

Tha girl is soooo hooklicious

Hooklicious by hooker12345 December 10, 2010

Hookslice 

A NOUN: A Story, Wyoming term for a girl who everyone knows is easy and has slept with more married and/or taken men than she has single men.

A hookslice walks into a bar and all the men turn to look at her while all the girls begin to puke.

The fucking hookslice just won't leave!!

No one likes a hookslice!!

Hookslice by storygirls October 22, 2010

Hoodcricket 

your average broke, drity ass, loudmouth trick from the hood.

Man... why did you even invite these hoodcrickets? All they gonna do is drink all your beer up, and start a fight!

Hoodcricket by jb slim June 17, 2012

Hookcock 

Similar to a hook punch except you do it with your penis. One grabs his penis, hooks it to the left or right, and slaps somebody with it across the face.

Brian decided to hookcock his buddy Bobby at the party because Bobby was passed out.

Hookcock by SnakeBiter November 4, 2009

Hookliking 

1) verb;

funky dance white people do to cross the street

1) "Look at that white boy over there hookliking'"

Hookliking by AGDTWINKIE January 21, 2011

hookalackachacka 

someone that isnt smart but not dumb

wow, you are a hookalackachacka

hookalackachacka by 1400jackway May 24, 2018