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Hookstitute 

An institute of higher learning for prostitutes or hookers, or whores. The Word is combined of the word "hooker" and "prostitute" to create Hookstitute.

It's also a very good and genuine thing to graduate from the Hookstitute with the title of "Summa Cum Laude" or "Magna Cum Laude."

This institution provides an A+ education for those who want to become prostitutes in the future, hookers or a whore. You get your first corner after you graduate or your first city walk. I recommend the hookstitute to any people that have ambitions to pursue a career in prostitution or hookering.

*This is a girls only institution, see Pimpstitute for those who wish to become A+ Pimps*
clevebeat: Nina, are you excited for the hookstitute?
Nina: You have no idea, I can't wait to go. I finally found out what I truly want to be in life.
clevebeat: It's a true experience, it was very..inspiring. It's awesome!
Hookstitute by hookytute2014 December 30, 2008
Related Words

HOODSTITUTE 

A down ass bitch who sells her body on select corners in the hood.
Dawg, did you see that hoodstitute on the corner, she's been beat with the ugly stick!!
HOODSTITUTE by hoodstitute April 27, 2006
Hoodsite is a website where is Gore, Sexually videos, accidents, suicides,And more. It got banned but they got it back and there shows what happened to hoodsite.com but there is hoodsite.info to see gore.
Gore Hoodsite

Hooditude 

Hooditude -Noun -
Hooditude- Verb - Bad Additude that is used to rationalize their background from being from the hood or some bad section of town which supposedly qualifies them as a bad ass and so you should watch out or they will make a scene.
Examples:

You better watch out son. I'm from Tampa Bay, New York, Bronx, Chicago, etc.
Please remind me again, why you approached me with this hooditude of yours that would only lead to your reputation's eventual demise?

Please take your Hooditude elsewhere you're spoiling the party.

If you think I'm going to put up with your Hooditude, better think again.
Hooditude by Specturelegion October 6, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026