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The Hood Advantage 

-When one knows the area very well and can navigate around obstacles in the hood; such as traffic, police lights ahead, and swerving a hoe. Also used when in a chase or racing.
"Ohp, there's a traffic jam on I-475. I'm gonna havta use the hood advantage to get around it. I'll get off on Atherton and get back on at Bristol and hopefully pass the accident or what ever it is."
The Hood Advantage by Abriel Ole September 13, 2016
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Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

Poppin The Hood 

Refers to when a devilishly sly guy asks a girl if he can Pop Her Hood . Poppin The Hood is basically when a guy gets it in on with a girl ...Her Hood being her Female Sex Organ .
This is really a figurative term only a very dirty , naughty and car obsessed (usually foreign) guy would use .
This kind of talk drives some girls crazy (in a good way) and makes some other girls run for the hills ...So guys be aware when you use this term and with whom . (Note: There have been some studies to suggest that this type of talk works on some sexy , older , hot mama types but it's really hit or miss )
Victor ~ " I was Poppin The Hood last nite "

Nick ~ "Ya rite , who's ?"

Victor ~ "Gentlemen never kiss and tell " ;)
Poppin The Hood by Popped January 23, 2013

Eating Chicken in the Hood 

Eating chicken in the Hood is what a typical gangsta/black dude/cool kid does in his off time. They go to their local KFC and order takeout. Afterwards, they head back to the Hood and party with other gangstas/friends/cool kids. While they feast on the chicken, they also listen to Mo Bamba. After "eating chicken in the hood," they either....

A) Head back to their turfs (@Gangsta)
B) Head to the basketball court and shoot some hoops while listening to Born to Ball (@Black Dude)
C) Spend the rest of the day making dumb KFC jokes (@Cool Kid)

My Baller Rap About Eating Chicken In The Hood:
©2019

Eat that chicken,
Eat it good.
Eat it like you eat it,
In the hood.
Eat to fast and bust your gut,
Finger-licking chicken.

(Feel free to use my rap, just as long as you don't claim it for yourself)
D.D. was eating chicken in the hood.
I love eating chicken in the hood.
How does Big Chungus not love eating chicken in the hood?
I love eating chicken in the hood, and you should too!
My girlfriend doesn't like eating chicken in the hood! My now EX girlfriend still hates eating chicken in the hood!

Banana on the Hood 

When a white male titty fucks a large black women.
While John was on business in Atlanta he stopped by a gentlemen's club and paid $80 dollars for a banana on the hood.

the hood 

a place where plenty of shit goes down like gangbangin, drug dealin, killin, a place where you wouldnt want to be
South Central LA, South Bronx, Queensbridge, Southside Houston, Brooklyn, parts of Queens, Philly, etc.
the hood by Adept March 31, 2005

good in the hood 

Its asking is what you've been up to.
Yo was good in the hood , nothing dog just chillin.
good in the hood by Damn it's pk August 10, 2017