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honey do's 

Chores assigned by ones mate (usually wife). This list normally includes household chores or errands and typically are assigned at the most innnoportune moments (ie: Sports event, relax time, vacations or days off, snow days, etc..). Also can be a bribe for sex...
I'd love to go to the bar with you fellas but the old lady has a bunch of honey do's for me. She needs the gutters cleaned, leaves raked, leaky faucet fixed, and a box of tampons.
honey do's by Craig S. April 9, 2006

honey do list

a lists of chores and/or errands given to a man by his wife or girlfriend
Men rather do other things then tend to a honey do list.

honey do list

A freaking waste of time. Some broad got the brilliant idea once to get her husband to ruin his whole weekend by giving him a list of tasks to complete on his days off, or else he wouldn't get sex. Now, it is the bane of the existence of real men from coast to coast.
No, dude, I can't go out and hang with you and the fellas all day on the boat fishing, drinking and enjoying my Saturday. I have a honey do list that's a mile long. Yeah, I know it sucks.

honey do's 

A mans brest (when you push up on them gently and say let me get them honey do's)
john asked matt if he could get his honey do's
honey do's by john johns June 4, 2004
When honey is added to your penis and, using your own dog (therefore it is not cheating, because its your own dog) you get the dog to lick the honey off of your genitals and cum in its eye.
Honey Dog by Penisbot August 30, 2005

honey doo 

Usually Used In Freestyle/RapA Slang For Weed Used By Wiz Khalifa And A Lot Other People
I Be Smokin That Honey Doo
honey doo by Whizz P March 1, 2017