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Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.
I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!
honered by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017
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honestreporting

A biggoted web site promoting anti-Islamic hate, and egregiously pro-Israel propaganda. A dishonestly named site.
www.honestreporting.org
honestreporting by apoo July 26, 2004
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hoetress 

A woman that acts like a hoe but doesn't fuck.
The chick that was grinding and feeling up on me was just a hoetress cause she didnt wanna go back to my place.
hoetress by MurphDG July 24, 2009
A beautiful gurl who is mainly born in May 20-30 she is very kind,funny,will most likely get a job at a 15 and has gyat too if you ever have a honette in your life you are very lucky
Hi my name is Honette
honette by Thatlonelychild August 31, 2023

hometree groupie 

Fighting people when you’re drunk and get high every day that love to go to the aquarium dressed like fish
You’re a hometree groupie like Julie.
hometree groupie by Abrasive_Robin November 25, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026