ho-muffin

A really sweet prostitute that acts very nice and sweet, like a muffun, but is still a prostitute.

My friend Claire and I were walking in the mall and we saw a really nice-looking girl who was smiling and walking with a guy. I said to Claire, "Wow, she looks really nice," but Clair replied with "I know, but she's a real ho-muffin, ya know?"

ho-muffin by shayblahlissanah October 12, 2005

hoemuffin 

It's a hoe that looks like a muffin.

This would be considered a dis.

Lauren is a hoemuffin!!

FO SHO!!!!

hoemuffin by Kimmy poo April 16, 2009

ho muffin 

A short home-wrecker. She can be young, older, pretty, or uglier. Watch out! She's quick to steal your man!

See that girl over there? She is such a ho muffin! She's broken up so many homes it's not funny!

ho muffin by peachpie88 September 10, 2011

Hoemuffin 

Someone who is sweet, yet slutty.
A very nice person, with a great personality, but is still a little hoe.
When a woman is nice, but sleeps with three different guys in one night.

"She's really nice, but she slept with those other guys after her date with her boyfriend, what a hoemuffin."

Hoemuffin by thisnigga3169 September 3, 2013

Houffin

A combination of howlin and bouffin.

Wee tony farted and it was heavy houffin.

Houffin by Prinaynay May 16, 2018

hotmuffinmoms 

A hot sexy person who is super cool now go back to the littler box kitten no time for punishment games yet 😈😈 😧😂😂😱🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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hotmuffinmoms by anonymous March 16, 2021