Humans/homosapiens 

The most idiotic, stupidest, craziest, most uniquely queer species to ever roam the face of earth, possessing the strangest origin story in the galaxy. In the start, humans were mildly stupid, lived in caves with optimus prime and his gang of dinosaurs. One day, a curious human (named the manly name of Chuck)decided it would be great it he just cut off a whole thick layer of fur because he thought it made him look like a fag. Then all his friends saw him and they were like, wydwyl. He explained but they freakin laughed at him and then told optimus prime what their friend had done. optimus was furious so he sent his army of dinosaurs to find Chuck and eat his spleen. But as you know, Chuck Norris didn't back down and made himself a coat of dino skins later(that's why dinosaurs are extinct). Now after this optimus prime was very mad so he climbed out of his stupid little hole in a cliff and set off to hunt down Chuck. now Chuck was a very smart guy-he knew about bear grylls before he was even born into existence, so he got to high ground and drank his own piss to rehydrate. When optimus finaly apeared it was already sunset and chuck was ready to face him without a warning, optimus prime began to run at chuck norris at lightspeed, but Chuck was faster. he pulled out a Michael bay movie DVD and stuffed optimus prime into the small disk. And that is how we came to be the humans we are today.

I know the stuff above is complete gibberish nonsense about humans/homosapiens

Humans/homosapiens by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 21, 2016

Del tha Funkee Homosapien 

old school rapper, cousin of ice cube, songs include, Mistadobalina, Dr Bombay, and other delightful tunes

Mistadobalina, mistabobdobalina, mistabobdobalina, wont you quit, you really make me sick w/ your fraudulent behaviour, youre gonna make me flip then an army couldnt save ay, y dont you behave you little rugrat, take a little tip from the taploid, bc i know im not paranoid, when i say i saw you trying to mock me, now you and your crew are on a mission trying to hawk me, but it aint happenin you fraudulent foes, you used to front big time, now i suppose that everythings cool since the style of apparel youve adopted, you used to make fun of, but now you wanna rock it, so you gotta kick it with the homies, but D-E-L is already hip to your cronies, damn this is a lot to type

Del tha Funkee Homosapien by been jammin August 26, 2005

Del the funky homosapien 

Part of the Deltron 3030 supergroup with Dan the Automater and Kid Koala. Their self-titled CD is so good it's ridiculous.

I ate some psychedelic mushrooms and listening to Deltron 3030 on headphones and it ruled.

Del the funky homosapien by clamum February 18, 2004

Del the funky homosapien 

Del is bad ass because he has really good flow, is really original and uses such vivid and intellectual vocabulary that the yin yang twins probably couldn't understand a word he says.

"isn't eternal evil concerned with thievery
medieval prehistoric rhetoric well we ahead of that lay it down with soundwaves that pound pavement original minstrals my central processing unit" -part of the last paragraph in the song "3030"

Del the funky homosapien by Clint Eastwood February 7, 2005

Del the funky homosapien 

A.k.a Deltron-Zero. The best damn rapper- ever...

It's three thousand thirty...

Del the funky homosapien by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Del the funky homosapien 

Most intellectual rapper of our time. Coming up in 2nd would be one of his Bro's Pep Love.

Rap ain't about bustin caps and fuckin bitches. It's about fluency with rhyming ingenuity.

-Del

Del the funky homosapien by Deltron February 15, 2004

hobosapien 

An intelligent hobo

See that guy begging for money on the freeway? Defnitely not a hobosapien.

hobosapien by Twiggy June 12, 2005