how illiterates spell "fazed"
Children and 20-somethings write "phased" instead of fazed because nobody cares about homonyms anymore.
Homonyms which determine the I.Q. of the user.
There refers to a place.
Their is a possessive noun.
See also: you're/your
"There is a car" - Intelligent
"Their car is cool" - Intelligent
"There penis is small" - A fucktard.
"It's over their" - A fucktard.
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What is pronounce in Scotland but is ignored elsewhere. We Scots pronounce the ''b'' in ''lamb'' and ''plumb'' but others don't and that just creates two needless homonyms ''plum'' and ''plumb''.
We Scots pronounce the ''b'' in ''lamb'' but others don't and sound to us Scots as being lazy.
One who often misuses homonyms for example "That is is a nice read dress" instead of "That is a nice red dress"
I am such a homonymaholic that I think polish and Polish are the same thing
A variation on English, made popular by Sonya. Many words are spelled phonetically in the way that they are commonly pronounced by valley girls. Most words which are homonyms for multiple word groups are replaced with the word group that they sound like. Most verbs are appended with an "s" or "es" as if they were plural nouns. Finally, some words are unique to the language, such as hooha and drinkies.
I luffs ew so muchies n wantses ur pee pee to make drinkies in muh hooha cuz I'm a dick ted!
The set of words that the t9 dictionary suggests for a particular set of key presses in a mobile phone.
For example if we type the word REJECTED with t9 dictionary on , the first word which appears SELECTED.
The word SELECTED and REJECTED are pressonyms.
Simlarly the following are pressonyms
a brand-new dirty word, especially one concerning seminal fluid
"The Urban Dictionary," said His Holiness, is so replete with neolojisms for semen, like spooge and spuzz, that I'm going screen-blind."
"Well then," smirked the papal nuncio, with an eyeward sign of the cross, "Dominus vobis...cum."
"Just remember, Skullcap," deadpanned H.H., "who in this room is wearing the Red thong under his cassock and who is wearing the White."