homeland obscurity

The feeling one gets when they call tech support/customer service and cannot understand the person on the other end of the line due to a heavy accent

Person: Hello. Can you help me with a problem i'm having on my new computer?
Tech Support: O ye ve kan hep yoo.
Person: What?
Tech Support: Isay ve ka nhep oo.
Person: I'm feeling some major homeland obscurity right now. Bye.

by This is my January 28, 2007