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A kid who is merely "homeschooled" is not a "homeschooler". This means that though they do their work at home, they actually have friends, they actually go to the movies, their best friends are not their parents, and they don't wear ugly high waisted mom jeans that make them look like they have no butt. They are the kids who would be the cool kids if they went to school, but they're just lucky enough that they get to stay home and do their school whenever they feel like it. They also know how to flirt and how to kiss. They have a bunch of friends. Many of these friends go to school. Homeschooled kids also know how to dress fashionably. They wear low ride skinny jeans and shirts that hang off their shoulder. They wear high heels and are allowed to wear strapless dresses. They go to homeschool homecoming which is a dance where many people dance all in one big clump while some grind in the middle of the clump away from the eyes of supervisors. There is so much more to say, but basically homeschooled kids are like other kids. Normal. We have raging hormones, we dress like human beings instead of old decrepit moms from the 90's. We have normal friends and *shocking!!* we know how babies are made! The coolest homeschooled kids in the world live in South Florida. End of story ;)

Note: Homeschooled kids tend to be just as smart as homeschoolers but do not show it because that would make them seem lame.
John: Wow... look at the homeschooler trying to talk to that girl. Homeschoolers are pathetic.

Jen: You are a homeschooler.

John: How dare you insult me! I'm homeschooled but I'm not a homeschooler.

Jen: What's the difference?

John: Homeschoolers are pathetic losers and homeschooled kids are normal people who just so happen to be freaking lucky enough to do their school at home!

Jen: Oh... I get it!
by homeschooledchica January 22, 2011
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when a homeschooler makes fun of a person.
1. bitch please, everyone knows that to divide fractions you have to turn the second fraction upside-down. you just got homeschooled bro!
by xskwizmx March 21, 2010
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An adjective describing a person who is intelligent, independent, and able to think for themselves. This is due to a lack of indoctrination in brainwashing centers called "public schools."
public schooled kid: i'd vote fo obamo cuz he's koool

home schooled kid: did you know obama has very little political experience, voted to allow babies born ALIVE after abortions to be killed, and follows an anti-american religious sect based on marxism called liberation theology?

public school kid: whaaaat?
by :P:P:P August 30, 2008
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There are different types of homeschooled.

Forced homeschooler. Usually, the kid spends his days in loneliness trying to learn on his own (unless his parents act like his teachers.) The kid will probably be in a sport (baseball) if the parents allow him to, and hang out with neighborhood buddies.

An enthusiastic homeschooler will be participating in every single extra-curricular activity available. Hates public schools. Has many friends from homeschool. Believes that the real world is bad and that you have to stay away from it.

Loved Homeschooler. Usually homeschooling parents will describe their kid as the “loved homeschooler”. His parents will be loving and caring people and they will make him participate in all kinds of dance, sports, art classes. Send them to malls and museums every 3 days, have them have 10 million friends. Such a homeschool family exists in about 5% in 1 million.

A sheltered homeschooler has no friends, never goes outside except to play with the little kids. Never gets any clothes because mom says you don’t need them because you never go out anyway. If the person is cyber-schooled, he usually surfs the web 24/7 and knows almost everything about the internet. Lies about doing his work, and is behind on it and is a huge procrastinator. This kid will probably go on Myspace, Facebook, Yahoo or some chat site and add random people to talk to in hopes of not losing their social skills. He spends his days moping, depressed and hypnotized with the internet.
Example 1:
Bob participates in the little league and plays outside with his friends. He has a meh life.

Example 2:
Sally: Oh hey what do you do during the weekends?
Jane: Oh I take Science classes
Sally: Oh wow. I relax at the mall.

Example 3:
Public School parent: OMG public school is so much better than homeschool! You can socialize, meet friends, play sports!
Homeschooled parent: NOO the kid needs to work at home. He also plays outside a lot, has many friends, goes to the mall, has parties…
Example 4: Beth spent her homeschooled years surfing chat websites. It’s no wonder she’s a social hermit.
by pinkbanana1673 August 23, 2011
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When someone gets his or her education generally from a parent. Stereotypically people who are home schooled are rednecks, and people who are insanely religious, or politically backwards, or anti-science, or they get to slack off all day and sleep until 12:00. While in some situations this is true, not everyone is like this. Some people are just too damn soft and ignorant to believe that people need to learn to ''socialize'' at a young age. It is true that socializing is important, however there are many more vital things that need to be learned at a young age. Not all students are taught directly by they're parents; sometimes private schools will record classes all through the year and ship videos and dvds to the home schooler. The parent is more of a supervisor.
I'm home schooled and I'm liberal and not a socially backwards redneck that believes God hates gays. Nor do I get free rides on anything. It is true that I don't have very good social skills but a part of that is because I hate people.
by Mary Popacap August 31, 2010
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When someone can't deal with morons in public school, they leave and start to deal with morons in home school. Because, clearly, public schools are temples to Satan and child pornography and should be treated as such. The solution, of course, is to bring kids home in order to completely shut off the child from the outside world and all sources of intelligent questions, thereby deliberately deviating from the Bible's mandate to free will. Public school kids are chronically pretty damn stupid and moral wastelands, and homeschooled kids are chronically terrible spellers and close-minded religious fanatics.

In other news, this will be voted down by every person born without a humour gland.
I am the mutant spawn of being home schooled, Catholic, a bisexual male, and a radical anarchist. I have now coalesced into the little-known Eighth Seal of the Apocalypse.

Shit's gonna go DOWN, mofo.
by Achlysis December 29, 2010
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When a visiting team in an athletic competition receives excessive penalties or unjustified penalties from the Zebras or Referees; The visiting team may also have game deciding calls go against them. The home team receives preferential treatment.

Did you see the Eagles get home schooled in Foxboro by the Patriots? The zebras and the NFL wanted to see the Patriots go undefeated!
by specter woodland May 03, 2008
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