A descendant of the late Harry Potter who was put as capital punishment to be melted on April Fools Day 1872. It was then frozen over time and given to Megatron to find the Golden Compass. After 2009 disatrous years of being condemned as the destroyer of the universe, Holy Yoghurt was finally accepted into the Flying Spaghetti Monster's religion. Once this rumour was confirmed the media publicly forced Holy Yoghurt to add strawberries to its mixture. Thus, the joy of Strawberry Yoghurt was formed.
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