The proper response when one witness something of an incredible caliber that happened by chance or is just fucking awesome.
by eshady08m March 31, 2009
When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"
Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"
Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"
by GayFish#2 January 17, 2011
The car drive there was crazy, the unloading ramp was weird, the vending machines had a few varieties of Sour Patch Kids, the brownies were vegan, and there was a bench on the top of the peak. And then I saw a buzzard and a bunch of hawks or something on the way home. It was a holy fucking shit day.
by Ninja Clan Lord March 26, 2017
Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit..... Why?!?!??
...........
*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!
Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*
...........
*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!
Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*
by PORGSSSS May 11, 2023
by I am a liar December 18, 2007
Definition 1:
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.
Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.
Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;
“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.
Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.
Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;
“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”
Example 1:
Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”
Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”
Example 2:
James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"
M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"
Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”
Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”
Example 2:
James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"
M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"
by Mr Captain Monkey February 7, 2012
Phrase used to describe unbelievable moments of shock, frustration, anger, or confusion. Particularly used by Kyla during college bowl games to describe upsets!
When Alabama lost every hope of winning the sugar bowl Kyla yelled "Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce".
by skinner January 3, 2014