A rare toilet phenomenon that draws crowds from all corners of the house and potentially the entire neighbourhood but keeps cisterns and pumps inactive for days.
An 'actual holy crap' has a golden glow. When one gazes upon it's beauty a choir of angels start to sing. However what really seperates this piece of poo from the others is simply miraculous.
An 'actual holy crap' unlike it's cousin the floater which just floats on the water seemingly walks across the water. In fact it almost skips!
An 'actual holy crap' does not have any political will but does have strong opinions on global issues.
An 'actual holy crap' may feign being camera shy but scientists have discovered they crave attention.
Sadly 'actual holy craps' have a short lifespan due to their abhorrent smell and suicidal tendencies.
An 'actual holy crap' has a golden glow. When one gazes upon it's beauty a choir of angels start to sing. However what really seperates this piece of poo from the others is simply miraculous.
An 'actual holy crap' unlike it's cousin the floater which just floats on the water seemingly walks across the water. In fact it almost skips!
An 'actual holy crap' does not have any political will but does have strong opinions on global issues.
An 'actual holy crap' may feign being camera shy but scientists have discovered they crave attention.
Sadly 'actual holy craps' have a short lifespan due to their abhorrent smell and suicidal tendencies.
"Have you heard about that angelic piece of crap on the news? They're saying the little fella walks on water and he has a golden glow!"....."Now that's an actual holy crap"
by sunshiyong November 23, 2010
The Handles that are sometimes on the inside roof of a car. Normally found toward the front. You'll grab these handles and say 'Holy Crap!' Or something similar upon a sudden shock in a car, such as hard braking, or sudden turns.
by HOLY@CRAP June 18, 2011
holy crap in a peanut! monsters!
by yo yo yo da fizzlin shizzlin December 31, 2004
by MDiver July 2, 2012
holy crap im in fortnite
by Holy crap im in fortnite December 16, 2022
N: Wow holy crapping fuck case, we just finished the movie, and there is no way I'm sleeping tonight!
Y: Hahahahahah nice cursing
N: Hahahaha I try to be original with my cursing
Y: Hahahahahah nice cursing
N: Hahahaha I try to be original with my cursing
by Y: nc7r89e0w3olah January 11, 2010
an expression used to explain when something is insanely cool,scary,wierd,odd,funny,bizzare,or just plain awesome.
by xerinx August 25, 2007