homometer 

coined by Ed Helms aka Andy Bernard on the daily show.

a classier version of the gaydar

like a gay radar...

it's called a homometer!

homometer by mcha June 6, 2007

hotgomery

To whipe your sweaty ass on another cadets face after a parade.

I gave montgomery a hotgomery.

hotgomery by Catell May 31, 2007

Hoomer 

A "Home Boomer". A person who insists that "hooms (homes) only go up" in value and deny the possibility of the real estate market being overvalued and unsustainable. Often times, hoomers are real estate agents or people who bought in to the market at the peak and have a vested interest in continuing to pump up the real estate bubble.

"Did you buy a home yet? I just bought a $900k 2 bedroom townhouse. It was worth it because I can sell it for $2m in 3 years. Zillow says so."
"No, I'm priced out, hoomer."

Hoomer by dots4dickn February 2, 2022

homoment 

the point at which, when talking or hanging out with someone, you realize they're gay, and they realize you're gay

Me and Jason were passionateley discussing musicals when suddenly it hit me....we were having a homoment.

homoment by J-K April 14, 2006

hobomelon

1. Hobomelon is an infectious & contagous disease that is spread through the body, starting at the penis. The disease is aquired from fornicating with homeless people. The disease effects the penis in such ways as swelling it up to the size of a watermelon.. it also moves slowly & painfully up to the brain, in return causing severe & intense brain damage resulting in exponential loss of IQ at a quick pace.

i.e. Encognito says, "Oh noes!! I contracted the hobomelon virus, because I accidently pricked myself with my Krol Blade after slicing Stealthmelon's head off! I've contracted the Hobomelon disease! Oh noes!! I need to get to a doctor soon, or else my penis will fall off, and my IQ will drop 120 points! Oh noes!"

i.e. Grinsa says, "Oh noes! Omgwtfbbq!I knoes I shouldn't have had secks with that homeless guy Stealthmelon... oh noes! The airforce won't cover my hobomelon disease.. oh noes!! I'm hobomelon positive.. I need to go get a jet tool & cut my wang off so it won't spread to my head! Oh noes!!"

hobomelon by Encognito October 25, 2005

homoment 

when two people of the same gender experience a moment where they would rather be groping and kissing than talking.

Hey andie, check out those two guys over there having their homoment.

homoment by lucytron January 13, 2003

homomexual

1. n. a mexican that recieves sexual pleasure from the same sex.

Jose' tried to touch my crotch. He must be a homomexual.

homomexual by Ryan September 4, 2004