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the act of slapping your shlong across someones face. usually preformed on woman when having sex but if preformed as a prank on a dude the administer of the hogey slap usually loses is hogey.
girl- yes more!!
dude- *smack*
girl- what the hell was that
dude- bitch you've been hogey slapped

dude 1- if you hit me with your dick you wont have one left.
dude2- sure sure *smack* what now. youve been hogey slapped?!?!
dude 1- you son of a bitch

dude 2- *riiiiiippp* ahhhhhh you bastard, you tore off my hogey.
by thechimmichonga February 01, 2011