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Ones collection/portfolio of girl's phone numbers. One's hofolio is often stored on their cellular phone.
"Who should we hang out with tonight? You should check your hofolio to see who is available."
Hofolio by Angstd May 16, 2008
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HoeFallon 

A town in Illinois with girls you don't want to mess with. These type of bitches got STDs that make their coochies itch and you don't want any of that mess.
Boy 1: Hey dude, I fucked a O'Fallon girl last night.
Boy 2: Shit, you know those HoeFallon girls ain't worth it! You might want to get tested for an STD.
HoeFallon by BootyPicker December 17, 2019

hoeforlouaylor 

she’s funny,hot😍😍,and loves 1D,taylor swift, olivia rodrigo, louis tomlinson, harry styles and more. hoeforlouaylor is amazing!
person 1: have you seen hoeforlouaylor s video?
person 2: it’s so good!
person 3: ikr!
person 4: i love hoeforlouaylor!
hoeforlouaylor by madilynn <3 June 25, 2021

Hobgollion 

Your hair is a hobgollion!!
Hobgollion by anonymous November 16, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026