a word for someone who is a douche bag; this type of person is a dumbass and says retarded stuff 24/7; This is also somebody who lacks in friends; an overall loser.
Origin: A great pirate and lumberjack of a man made it when in his math class as a comeback to a lame remark by a Patel.
Donny: Celine Dione ROCKS!
Cool Kids and Nonlosers: What a freaking hoebaggy.
Third Person: 4serious.
Ryan: Hey guys let's go pick up fine hunnies at the mall!
Us: You are such a fcken hoebaggy.
Ryan: Your mom.
Us: Well I gotta give you some props, I myself used to go to the mall to pick up fine hunnies,...then I turned 10.