hobotang 

An able-bodied freeloader. A capable person who nonetheless behaves like a hobo.

(As made popular by the Walking the Room podcast, featuring Greg Behrendt and Dave Anthony)

The hobotang next door keeps stealing oranges from our neighbor's tree.

Hobotang dad wasn't feeling well, so his wife drove the car home after she gave birth.

hobotang by randallion June 2, 2011

Hobbiting 

ho-bít-ing

Crouching down in a ball and resuming normal behavior patterns from this position

Asher was hobbiting on the bus this morning.

Hobbiting by eakart1 October 9, 2016

hooting dick hole

(n) A person who likes to make bad jokes in public, usually sexual or homophobic, with intent to offend people for lulz. More commonly called trolls. These people usually do not have any friends who are not hooting dick holes, because anybody else would be repulsed by them.

"Although the player base can charitably be described as 'lively', and uncharitably described as 'a bunch of hooting dick holes'" - Yahtzee Crenshaw on Xbox Live Members

hooting dick hole by Emily Rem November 25, 2009

hottingham 

The place from which Hotties come from.

You're a hottie from Hottingham.

hottingham by GenB February 11, 2008

hotting 

when a person is doing absolutely nothing, and looks hot.

Girl: Look at him...he's not doing anything... He just sits there....hotting

hotting by $e9a June 1, 2009

Hobbitting 

Staying in a room with the lights off, curtains/blinds closed as to minimise light during the day. The room must be warm. Watch films while cwtching under a duvet eating junk food.

-'Have you been hobbitting all day?'
'Hell yeah! I had no lectures today!'

Hobbitting by Tobyj_197 February 17, 2009

hoboning 

When you have have sex with a homeless person. Or when two homeless people have sex together.

Saw to drug addicts hoboning on the street yesterday.

hoboning by camshoeman3 March 15, 2018