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Hobolationship 

To enter into a relationship in order to avoid consequences of eviction; or, to halt continued homelessness. The act of an individual, not confined to any specific gender. An act often undertaken with secrecy or denial of homelessness being a principle factor to hurried cohabitation.
1. Hey fam we tight right? Lemme move in with ya, it's gone be so lit. I'll cook & clean n shit. We ain't spending enough time togetha, girl. Dis ain't no hobolationship luv, neither. Dis a goooood idea.

2. Did you hear about Terri? Dude, she's totally in a hobolationship with Jeff. Mark kicked her out on Monday, by Thursday she was swallowing Jeff's load. Jeff let her move in! She hates Jeff. Fuckin' Terri.
Hobolationship by TheRealAJF November 30, 2016
Related Words
Noun. From "Homeless showboat", an overly eager, attention seeking street individual with no discernible place of residence. Often known to play instruments/sing, juggle poorly, and engage in intentionally shocking acts for money and/or attention. While very popular in urban areas by visiting midwestern tourists, often vilified by locals and less ambitious members of the homeless community.
"Did you see that bum? He was trying to eat like, 14 bottlecaps? Fucking Hoboat."
Hoboat by Kris Miller March 7, 2004
A combination of the words "hobo" and "boat." A hoboat is a (usually) derelict watercraft, appropriated by one or more homeless person(s) for use as a domicile. They are typically not operational, or are barely operational, but still float. Among other locations, they can be found illegally anchored along the Willamette river, in Oregon.
We can't fish there anymore. The hoboats are dumping their sewage in the river, and the fish are sick.
Hoboat by AnimusQuaestio June 20, 2016
The flabby or fat part of a homosexual male or female.
Why is your homofat sticking out? Wait... why am i with a homo?
Homofat by A non homofat April 2, 2010
a cat or kitten that sleeps in a cardboard box for long periods of time and cries pathetically at you for attention when you pass by, not unlike a hobo asking for spare change
"My roommate's hobocat is acting like no one ever loves it or feeds it."
hobocat by tSmashley October 20, 2011

Hoboater 

A vagrant boat dweller who is technically homeless. Usually they exploit maritime laws to avoid paying moorage fees while living on a shitty old boat. See a bunch of douchbags on the willamette river in Portland, OR
Those dirty hoboaters on the east bank esplanade really ruin the public docks in town. Of course I'm kind of jealous they've figured out a rent free existence in Portland without squatting.
Hoboater by uathedestroya June 13, 2015