hoaxist 

Synonymous with hoaxer, believing that mass shootings and terrorist bombings, et al., are hoaxes perpetrated by the government.

I had a close friend who became a 9-11 truther and a hoaxist. She even considers buying into flat-earth nonsense.

hoaxist by Celad January 25, 2017

hoarsistant 

Some one with no life who prefers to follow orders, and does nothing for them selves. Also prefers to makeout and have sex with older men and likes being called a hoarsistant.

An example is Jenny Mcarthy is a hoarsistant with passion and is proud of it. She has a sexual show called "party at the palms" on channel E.

hoarsistant by Maggie F December 27, 2005

Hearist 

Someone who discriminates against those that have a hearing disability.

Wow man just because he's deaf doesn't mean you need to be so hearist.

Hearist by Beschlogged March 10, 2021

Hoarista 

Girl barista's that dress skimpy or slutty to sell coffee at drive thru coffee stands.

Michael drove up the Java-slut and got a hot double tall mocha with soy from scantily clad Susan, the Hoarista.

Hoarista by Comet Cunningham November 11, 2009

Haristocrat 

A very "buff" person. e.g someone who is very sexy to someone else.

he is haristocrat mateeeeeeee

Haristocrat by Katie Bateman (claimed :D) June 24, 2008

Hoardistic

To have the feeling of a Hoarder.

I prefer the old ones however I don't like the old ones being scrapped, bit Hoardistic.

Hoardistic by Hoardistic January 8, 2012

Hariston 

A boy or man who is good at sports, but is not very bright. He is quiet, and sometimes is gay around other boys and men. He is a closet gay for now, but is generally nice to everyone. He is kind and loves to help others.

He was a Hariston on the field and at home.

Hariston by John Wayne II Jr August 19, 2012