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2. hmp
hit my phone
he hmp earlier, but i'm not fuckin wit him right now
1. Hmp
A form of sighing when you dont have anything better to say.
Hmp, I'm bored.
3. hMp
Used for describing a CS player with perfect awareness, aim and game sense.
"That guy just wiped a team by himself using only 5 bullets! He must be hMp!"
4. hmp
hit my penis
Yo gurl hmp, i know you want too
5. hmp
Acronym for: Humping My Pillow

when someone is pushed to extreme boredom and has no one around to please them...
Yo so bored... hmp.
6. hmp
hold my poodle.
Here. hmp.
7. HMP
Home made Patron - A mixture of cheap tequila and coffee liquer. Tastes just like the real deal without the hefty price tag.For added bonus, decanter into an empty bottle of Patron and party like a rock star.
Acountant : Hey Diddy! Good thing someone invented HMP. Now we can make decent Rap videos again and let all the props go crazy with the HMP, and still make a profit...
Diddy : Whatever holmes
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