giving a guy candy for his birthday 

giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"

Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"

giving a guy candy for his birthday by fuck me bill cosby May 13, 2013

A guy with sugar in his tea 

A sweet guy. May or may not be be bi/pan. Definitely some feminine energy, but also masculine. Is genuinely understanding to girls’ plights. Thinks most guys are kinda gross. Can possibly be identified by wearing a pearl necklace or the color pink.

“I’m so sick of these toxic gym bros. I’m looking for a guy with sugar in his tea.”

A guy with sugar in his tea by Hildy v H August 29, 2023

when a guy wiggles his tongue 

Oral sex. When a guy wiggles his tongue at you, it implies that he wants to have oral.

Don't you hate it when a guy wiggles his tongue? So weird.

when a guy wiggles his tongue by !! gObdjrfhyhffyf July 2, 2022

a guy who lives in his glory days 

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.

Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.

a guy who lives in his glory days by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024

Guy with a rock in his foot 

Guy with a big boulder in his foot that does karate and dislocates people's jaws and breaks their spine with a single kick

Feller:Hey did you see that guy with a rock in his foot
Guy with a rock in his foot:yes

Guy with a rock in his foot by Guy with a rock in his foot December 20, 2019

National Guy Friend Gives a Girl his Sweater Day 

Your guy friend MUST give you his sweater today(November 1st through November 5th)

It's National Guy Friend Gives a Girl his Sweater Day! Give me your sweater!

National Guy Friend Gives a Girl his Sweater Day by AlltheGurls&Boys October 31, 2019

Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye)

A man, who, driven completely and solely by demonic self-interest, would be willing to undermine and compromise any person or value in order to achieve his goals. Usually really loves life. When Scary Selfish Guy is relaxed, even for a moment, and the facade that he presents to the world relaxes, even momentarily, one can see the most terrifying look in his eye which signifies his complete and utter selfishness.

Ryan: Dude, please call the police, I'm bleeding out. That guy was drunk and hit us at 90 mph. I can't believe that you're okay.

Gavin: Dude, I can't. I'm trying to get with Kayla and she like, really likes ruthless guys. I'm sorry man, I'll catch you later. *leaves scene*
Ryan: Holy fuck, that guy is a Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye).

Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye) by BonerMasterMick2 November 21, 2025