hipster fuckfest 

What is a hipster fuckfest? Oddly enough, there is nothing sexual about it. It's just a phrase my friends and I have been using for the last 10 years to describe a gathering, place, or scene that is overrun by hipsters, especially the tragically hip variety.

"Hey, want to go see that MGMT show at Holocene?" "Hell, no - that's going to be a hipster fuckfest."

hipster fuckfest by Pete Best, Graffiti Table February 18, 2008

Hipster Fuckhead 

A person that isn't technically a hipster, but often dresses like one, and listens to quite a bit of hipster-esque music. In order to be a "hipster fuckhead," you cannot be a complete hipster. This term is reserved for people with hipster-like qualities only

Person #1: "Look at Cody over there, listening to indie and dressed like a hipster; when I know for a fact that he's far too interesting to be an actual hipster. WTF."

Person #2: Yea, that's Cody for you. Cool guy, but he's a total hipster fuckhead."

Hipster Fuckhead by I_Hate_Tools October 14, 2011

Hipster Fuckery 

a major at Eugene Lang College

Normal School Kid: "What's your major?"
Lang Kid: "Hipster fuckery. I take history and creative writing courses and attend underground indie concerts in Williamsburg for credit."

Hipster Fuckery by Langstar August 27, 2008

hipster fucks 

Hipster fucks are people who think they are so cool by their laid back "lack of trendiness- I dont try to be cool" when really they are defeating what they are saying by their own disguised trendiness. Responsible for the new boy band, they usually dislike anything remotely accepted because it is remotely accepted, and instead turn to the accepted things within their own circles (which everyone likes anyways so they are again defeatng the purpose). characterized by their scarves in the summer and shirts with what they think are obscure band names on them, and greasy hair, they are truly the definition of hypocrits.

"Man look at that hipster fuck. He's so dumb that he will read this definition and agree,'yeah I hate those posers!'when it really describes himself."

hipster fucks by discolemonade July 12, 2004

Hipster Fuckboy 

A gentleman that is a fuckboy

That hipster fuckboy over there opened the door for me then said I got a nice ass.

Hipster Fuckboy by fuckwithmeidareyou August 6, 2015

fuckin hipster 

A term of acknowledgement from one hipster to recognize another passing hipster.

Commonly used by hipsters embarrassed of their own hipster-ness or in order to seem cooler or less mainstream than other hipsters.

Hipster: "Look at that guy, Fuckin Hipster"
Friend: "Look who's talking, hypocrite."

fuckin hipster by Peter Wilcox February 18, 2011

fucking hipsters 

Douchebags.

That is all.

What are those?

Those are fucking hipsters...

.. douchebags.

fucking hipsters by Napalmknives May 19, 2014