The physical manifestation of the pain hipsters inflict upon society.
George: Man, this blister has been around ever since Bon Iver!!
Paul: What you've got there is a hipster-blister. Rub some dirt on it and stop wearing those Toms shoes, it'll go away.
An individual of both color and urban/hipster heritage. First generation blurban blisters are a common occurrence as the culture years to break free from the ghetto chains that have long tied it down.
Don't worry, he's just a blurban blister. Check out his bitchin Doc Martens!