Mom: Actually whenever I say a long word he screams and runs like crazy
*some tests later*
Doctor: Bob, I am afraid to tell you that you have hippopotomonstro-
Bob: Please no *covers ears*
Bob: *screams and runs like crazy*
HOW FUCKING RETARDED IS THAT???!?!?!?!!1
whoever made this up must have been on acid.
Principal: Why not?
Stacy: because i have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
(Stacy starts screaming bloody murder)
Patient: i have hippopotomonssss.....aaaah!!!*starts crying* i cant do this! please! why so long, aaah!! *runs out of the room.*
doctor: they should come up with a shorter name.......
If you don't believe me look it up
Doc: I'm affraid you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Alice: AAAAAAARGH MAKE IT STOP PLEASE NO AAAAAAAAARG
Doc: they should make an abreviation for this ...