Hippobottomus 

Having a hippobottomus means to showcase a rather excessive amount of flesh in the buttocks area of the body. It is an exceedingly insulting comment to declare one's buttocks a hippobottomus. It is commonly used in the clothing department of speech, as a sales assisstant may need to advertise clothing in the hippobottomus size, which is pants with 100x XL size. A hippobottomus is generally about 10000cm wide, and needs extra-stretchy clothes. Hippobottomus sizes of clothing might only be available from orders from online websites devoted to hippobottomus sizes of clothing. It is a major exaggeration to name one's buttocks a hippobottomus, but also is an extreme insult.

I am sorry, Ma'am, but we do not have these pants in the hippobottomus size.

Hippobottomus by Cantaloupes4Ever June 10, 2017

hippoclothisios 

a drunk person

that guy has been in the bar for thwe whole day! hew must be a hippoclothisios

hippoclothisios by POWG January 30, 2019

hippobottomus 

A woman with a normal-sized body with an INSANELY large ass.

"I was chatting up this chick at a booth, and all of a sudden as we get up to dance, I could see she was a full-blown hippobottomus!"

hippobottomus by George Clinton, Captain of the Funk Ship October 22, 2007

hippobottomless 

A female, usually a little chunky, wearing no panties.

Dude, did you see the latest pics of Britney going hippobottomless?

hippobottomless by eidco January 12, 2007

hippoflorouscomoninocous

prime time of a hippo's mating season

Let's go to the zoo. After all it is hippoflorouscomoninocous season

hippoflorouscomoninocous by Bobby Grossnickle July 11, 2007

Hippobottomass 

A person with a large posterior

Oh my god have you seen how big Jenny's but is? She is a hippobottomass!!

Hippobottomass by affleck April 29, 2009

hippolotapus 

An older woman who is a mean ugly bitch, and a realy fat bitch with a realy big pussy orfupa.

Hey! put that shit away, quick, here comes that hippolotapus, ms.mcarthy

-mainly used toward: asshole neighbors, bitches,
teachers,etc.

hippolotapus by mr.bojangles October 24, 2006