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hill billys 

A group of people who like to chew dry grass and sit on creaky rocking chairs, most play a boring instrument like a ukuealy or a banjo or something equally as lame and annoying.
Most have a strong accent unique to themselves and will not come down from outside thier hut on the top of thier dried out hill.
The popular TV series... :-d
hill billys by -=Mini=- January 9, 2005

Hillbilly's Fire Detector 

A pakage of Jiffy Pop taped to the roof.
ahh... typical Hillbilly's fire detector...

Hillbilly Slip 

Where a person is at a party or with a group of friends or peers and leaves without telling anybody goodbye.
Dane tried to pull a hillbilly slip but was too annebtiated and passed out in his car.

Went to grab Tyson a beer, come to find out he pulls the hillbilly slip and now I'm drinking two beers....
Hillbilly Slip by Payner1988 May 23, 2013

hillbilly seppuku

Amongst 'English'-speaking European immigrant cultures of the American continent, ritual suicide by firearm resulting from gross negligence; often the perpetrator's passage into the next life is eased by liquid refreshment.
Anthropologists discovered an ancient news broadcast revealing the fate of Alabama man and Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard Jefferson Beauregard Bedford Forrest III committed hillbilly seppuku while cleaning his loaded .45 revolver on the toilet. He was surrounded by his close friends, the Coors family and the Miller family.

Hillbilly Speedball

When a redneck mixes Oxycontin with five hour energy drinks to get high.
Beauregard:"We got so wasted on Oxys last night."

Ewalt:"Did you get the nods"

Beauregard:"No man we each took a Hillbilly Speedball it kept us up raging all night"

purple skittle hippie speedball

hillbilly strength 

The natural ability by certain individuals to have amazing strength without working out or doing any type of work to increase their strength.
Ray Ray tossed around his bigger cousins with that hillbilly strength of his.