The half ass version of expressing that you are higher than the star at the top of the Christmas tree
Alex:"Chase, mixing 3 hits of acid and Grey Goose was a terrible idea, you need to stop"

Chase:"I'm higher than Christmas"
by Chase grey December 16, 2008
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Though shit is not high, it is one way of saying your really fuckin high.
Pothead:I just got done smoking 5 blunts and I'm higher than shit!
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(adjectival phrase) the state many would-be lexicographers find themselves in when they decide to try their hand at writing Urabn Dictionary defintions.
Let's get higher than a kite and submit some entries for Urban Dictionary.
by JoeblowBsAs June 13, 2012
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higher than Heroin addicts and dealers in Harlem, New York
Eddie: yo what the deuce happened to you?

Gary: I took some dope weed and got higher than Harlem last night
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The act of being so intoxicated on marijuana or marijuana products, that you have reached outer space or another dimension; Cartoonishly Stoned on marijuana or marijuana products; When you are so intoxicated on marijuana or marijuana products, that you actually believe that you are in outer space and the car you are in is a space buggy; When you are so intoxicated on marijuana or marijuana products, that you have forgotten where you are, what you were or were not supposed to be doing, and every 5 minutes you “where in the fuck are we?”

See: Hangin Wit Da Moon; and Higher Than Giraffe Pussy
“Where the fuck are we? I’m higher than the Jetson’s right now.”

“Roll another blunt, let’s get Higher Than The Jetson’s.”
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Being very stoned or high on a different kind of level referring to the sandyhook school shooting that happened meaning your higher than them Robert came up with this not me
daam Robert I’m higher than a sandyhook right now hahahehhrhehr
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Sometimes abbreviated as "high as G.P.", this phrase can be used in general to describe anything that is very tall or high-positioned (physically). It is sometimes also used figuratively when describing being "high" (under the influence of a substance, i.e. marijuana).
Man, I'm not getting up on that ladder. That thing is as high as G.P.

Dude, how much of that sh*t did you smoke. **I don't know man, but I'm higher than giraffe pussy...**
by LMSeattle May 25, 2010
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