The High School Town Bicycle. That promiscuous and ubiquitous girl in secondary college who rooted every other bloke except you. Now that you've come of age, she's throwing herself at you but has become the quintessential skank no one dares tread. You now realise that you will never experience the magnificence that is the Hicycle in her glory day.
Rob: Hey dude, guess who I'm hitting?
Andrew: Ew man, that Hicycle? That's sloppy infiniticisms.
Hey Olly, remember Jacinta, she was totally the opposite of a Hollywood Hicycle.