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ZEN THE FACK OUT and being calm
You need to Hiresh
Hiresh by Ztfo September 3, 2022

jameson hires 

A complete bastard who can't get a girl so he sucks dick
Damn Jameson Hires you know how to please my dick!
jameson hires by kfhhiughouigf March 22, 2017

Hires-Caulk 

An individual who is long dicked but is usually lacking in girth. One who cannot stand for a girthy bastard.
Ole boy Hires-caulk was hitting it dirty on that hooker last night.

ICU hires 

Political nepotism is back with ICU hires, to assure the government is completely dysfunctional. They have purged the government of highly qualified and successful people. They are now going for ICU hires to assure that no possible good will come from the government.
ICU hires by mlhiss March 19, 2025

Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so that Vergil can become Vergil.

Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so that Vergil can become Vergil.
Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so that Vergil can become Vergil.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026