FYE Honors 

First (and last) Year Engineering Honors

This is Purdue fucking University's honors engineering program for first year students designed for inducing suicide.

While naive incoming freshman to the program are expecting a warm and enlightening staff and coursework, they are instead met with three classes fucked into submission of one class, along with staff who thrive off of the student's blood, sweat and tears.

Every week the students take it in the ass with PPM homework problems, physics no-one understands and programming assignments that make absolutely no fucking sense.

On any weekend...

Yo wanna hit some house parties?

I wish man, I'm in FYE Honors...I'll let you know in about four years

FYE Honors by Biig Tiimmy September 26, 2018

Honors student 

A person in high school enrolled in the maximum number of Honors and/or Advanced Placement (AP) classes. Most are concerned about their grades and have hopes of attending a "good" college. Generally, these students understand the art of BSing everything - essays the night before, homework either copied from a friend in the hall or done in the class before its due, etc. - and still maintain great grades. Contrary to popular belief, many Honors students are down-to-earth, procrastinate like its their job, and are involved in school acitivities. Of course, you'll always have those few whose only friends are the AP Calculus textbook and #2 pencil.

Honors Student 1: I need the AP Calculus homework that's due today! I had a soccer game last night till 8 and then didn't feel like doing anything so I fell asleep.

Honors Student 2: No problem, I need AP Chemistry though, I only could finish half of it this morning.

Honors Student 1: Yeah, that's fine.

Honors student by heyheyheyyy August 16, 2009

Honors English 

Honors English is equivalent to Hell.

This Honors English is equivalent to Hell.

Honors English by The Smiley Impaler May 15, 2005

Precal Honors 

n: noun (pronounced puh-ree-cal on-erz)

the leading cause of teenage suicide in America, immediately followed by avril lavigne.

AVERAGE JOE: Hey man! You want to go play a pickup soccer game later with the rest of the seniors?
PRECAL STUDENT: No. I'm in PRECAL HONORS. I'm going to attempt suicide. Maybe next year, during AP Calc...

Precal Honors by shouldbedoingprecalhomework December 21, 2008

Honors Band 

*NOT A HONORS CLASS*

Honors Classes: Math, Science, Language Arts.
Not Honors Classes: Band.

Me: Hey, do you take any honors classes?
Daniela: I take honors band...
Me: You mean symphonic band
Daniela: No I take "honors band"

Me: bitch.....

Honors Band by Sexist Alexis The Nazi November 12, 2018

Honors chemistry 

A very boring and complicated class that you should only take if you want to stress your balls out.

Why the hell did I take honors chemistry?! This class is harder than my nipples!

Honors chemistry by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

Honors College 

The place where Sarah Fannin goes.

"I'm Sarah Fannin, I go to the HONORS COLLEGE at FAU. No no, not FAU, its the HONORS COLLEGE, its separate. Excuse me, did I forget to mention I go to the Honors College?"

Honors College by Steve Fannin December 15, 2004