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hetero-lifemate 

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.
*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."
hetero-lifemate by girl7 December 8, 2006

hetero life mate 

Someone of the same sex who you hang out with enough to consider your life mate, but not in a gay way.
I'm Jay, and this is my hetero life mate Silent Bob

hetero life mate 

best friends who no longer refer to themselves as best friends. because their so close they know they will never part.
dude are corey and billy gay?
No man their just hetero life mates.
OHH ok dude.

Hetero life mate 

A strong bromance between two like male individual's.
Michaels hetero life mate martial likes receiving back rubs.
Hetero life mate by Ampedagn September 22, 2015

Heterolifemate

A platonic soulmate. aka a friend you wouldn't fuck.
She's not my best friend. She's my heterolifemate
Heterolifemate by tarancegeezy January 16, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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