Hemmoroids 

A mispelling of the word "Hemorrhoids."

This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.

Hemmoroids by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Hummeroid 

Person who drives a Hummer

Do you believe that Hummeroid just cut me off?

Hummeroid by Alan Frohl October 15, 2007

hemroids 

n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. Used to say someone is mad

dude ur dad has the fucking roids

hemroids by roids masta August 25, 2003

peaches.hiv.hemmoroids 

peaches.hiv.hemmoroids is a tiktok account that went live and did nothing.

peaches.hiv.hemmoroids is a flop

peaches.hiv.hemmoroids by kazp.wap November 12, 2021

Hammeroid 

A pain in the ass West Ham United fan

When West Ham beat Man United the West Ham fans became proper Hammeroids.

Hammeroid by VOR_REP3 March 2, 2007

hemroids 

when ur intestines hang out ur ass and cause alot of pain

damn that hemroid i had hurt i think i passed out from the ass pain

hemroids by beaner August 7, 2004

hammeroid 

1. A state of extreme intoxication (i.e., "hammered" beyond all recognition).

2. To become intoxicated (e.g., "hammered")to such a degree as to cause hemorrhoids upon the passing of the resultant supercritical fluid effluent.

1. Q: What'd y'all do last night?
A: We drank so much we got hammeroids!

2. Q: Why are you walking funny?
A: I got so damn hammered last night that I got hammeroids this morning.

hammeroid by Judge Folsom December 9, 2010