look up any word, like swoll:
 
2.
To be arrested or jumped. Any thing that may hold you up. An inconvenience may be refered to as a Hem Up.
Also to fix the hemline on the bottom of a dress or pair of pants. Shortenting a dress or pair of pants.
"Man, I got hemmed up last night, and pigs took the sack I just got!"
"These suckas hemmed me up and jacked my wallet and gold chain."
"Sorry I couldn't make it last night, I got all hemmed up at work, and didnt get out of there till midnight."
by JGSR April 01, 2006
 
1.
IN BRIEF: Caught, caught up, cornered, held up, trapped, etc.
They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
Ain't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown
I best pull out my strap and lay them busters down

NATE DOGG, from the song "Regulate" with Warren G.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 15, 2008
 
3.
- verb (origin 2010, UOIT)
The act of performing public versions chronological stupidity; the mix up of alphanumeric date abbreviations due to severe retardation; chronologically impaired; if your name is Hemal Patel
"Hello Jane, I will meet you for lunch on the 22rd....snap...I just HEMMED UP!"

or

Man A: "What time is it sir? I have an appointment at 26:84pm!"

MAN B: "What 26:84pm?? Are you hemmed up or something?
by uoit-saint March 24, 2010
 
4.
busted, hurtin', beat up, shitty
Yo girl was all hemmed up after I pistol whipped that ho!

Your girl sucked my cock for a dollar, but I ain't make her pay for it... that would have been hemmed up playa!
by Natrontheape March 24, 2004
 
5.
1. a form of getting owned in other words see pwned.
2. WHen you ace in counter-strike
yall got hemmed up when u gloxorz you in teh face narb.
by George Bush April 04, 2005