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Hevreman 

An Israeli term that literally translates to "man of the group." Basically, it can mean "one of the guys" or "one of the people." The "Hevreman" is strongly associated with Israel, the Zionist revolution/Zionism, pioneers, and the idea of the "new Jew." The "Hevreman" is characteristically tough yet sensitive. He is the cool guy. He is brave, strong, healthy, sociable, outdoorsy, easygoing, dependable, risk-taking, occasionally mischievous, and typically very heterosexual.
1. "As soon as I pictured the word "Telaviv," I conjured up in my mind's eye a picture of a tough guy in a dark blue T-shirt, bronzed, and broad-shouldered, a poet-worker-revolutionary, a man made without fear, the type they called a "Hevreman," with a cap worn at a careless yet provocative angle on his curly hair, smoking Matusians, someone who was at home in the world: all day long he worked hard on the land, or with sand and mortar, in the evening he played the violin, at night he danced with girls or sang them soulful songs amid the sand dunes by the light of the full moon, and in the early hours he took a handgun or a sten out of its hiding place and stole away into the darkness to guard the houses and fields."- Amos Oz, A Tale of Love and Darkness (page 7)

2. Alexander is the perfect friend and bro; he is a "Hevreman." I want to go zip-lining with him.

3. After building, defending, and farming his homeland, Wendell had grown into quite the "Hevreman" and had the muscles to prove it.

4. Sarah: Tomer? He's like an NJB meets Israeli GI Joe with a touch of California cool.
Diyah: He sounds like a "Hevreman."
Hevreman by Ellen Andrews June 1, 2021
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Hellemarketer 

Hellemarketer (Hell-a-market-er)

If you commit terrible sin in your life, when you pass away you will be torchered by these "hellemarketers" While you work in the Eternal Fields of Punishment these people will continually call you asking if you want to donate, or if you want to buy a worthless product. They will not stop even if you say "I am on the do not call list" They are pure evil.
"CHRIST SAVE ME I'M SORRY I WILL BE GOOD, THESE HELLEMARKETER WON'T EVER STOP" "GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE OF EVIL"
Helem is very fun to be with She can get really sassy and mad at you but most of the time she is very funny and nice She is so beautiful and very short and most likely wears glasses If you ever get the chance to meet a Helem don’t waste the chance to be with her You will fall in love instantly when you look at her eyes she is perfect
Boy : hey did u see Helem

Girl: yes she very pretty and funny

Boy: I like her
Helem by Ahkakass May 19, 2019

corrie helema 

A woman with a profound hate for chess.
corrie helema: is that chess?
student: no
corrie helema: good i hate chess.
every hellemond you meet is unnecessarily tall with an intimidating aura that imposes his dominance naturally. they usually have some sort of gucci product (usually fake) and owns a tesla for some god forsaken reason. hellemonds also have a harem, whether its real or made up, we'll have no idea why they attract all the mentally unstable people.

if you ever meet a hellemond, theyll probably make you watch them play league. run while you can.
"hellemond's gucci shirt is obviously fake."
hellemond by aerokin June 25, 2021
Helema's the funniest, kindest, sweetest most thick bitch you'll ever meet. She's the girl everyone wants but cant get, shes a muslim bad ting and puffy l'z cant get enough of her. She'll break your heart or be the best girlfriend you ever had.
"her name was sabrina or helema"
"helemas so sweet bro"
"Yo whos dat baddie Helema"
helema by baddiemodting March 21, 2017
very nice, intelligent most likely to be Gemini
ur a gemini arent you

no am hellem
hellem by amazing swag bitch December 23, 2020