hometime 

The Best time of day.

Rejoice, Its Hometime

hometime by panth April 5, 2005

Helmeting 

Like the similar definition on this page, the act involves inserting one's head into the particular orifice. The original example that I've seen, and most others have also seen, is a video of a bald man putting his head (up to his ears) into a woman's vagina.

Did you see that video where that guy put his head in that chick's pussy? That's gotta be one seriously loose hole for helmeting.

Helmeting by LazinessPrevails September 19, 2009

helmeteer 

A window-licking, raisin-loving , mcqueenie wearing moron who wears a state-appointed bike helmet that probably has a rubber Mohawk.

That helmeteer rides the short-bus.

helmeteer by Tard tamer 3000 February 19, 2017

heimatime 

pronounced hi-ma-time: a rapid series of event that include sexual inuendos, football, and nachos.

Man, yesterday I was boning this hooker and watching Monday Night Football. Then i reached over and grabbed some nachoes. What a wonderful heimatime.

heimatime by fjeldy October 2, 2006

hometime 

Announced into IRC just before quickly quitting, letting everyone in the channel know that you're leaving work for the day.

<@Fuzzy> hometime!
* Quits: Fuzzy (omgwtfhometime!)

hometime by Fuzzy April 7, 2005

helmeting 

A sexual practice, most likely between two men, in which the goal is for the one to insert his actual head into the anus of the other. This is accomplished by the receiver having his spincter muscle severed by a knife, so his ass cheeks more or less flap apart. The giver then lubes up his shaven head and goes to town. It is uncertain whether this practice is supposed to be (more) pleasurable for the giver, or the receiver.

Raoul had to go to the doctor's to have his butt cheeks sewn back together after he was finished helmeting.

helmeting by Big D June 15, 2003

Dog Helmeting

Act of doping a dog up with muscle relaxants and laxatives, putting it on top of your shaved head, pulling down on the hind legs, and stretching out its rectum to fit on your head like a hat.

Dog Helmeting: Known among aficionados as Dög Hëlmüting

Step 1. Shave your head. If the dog is long haired, shave the dog's posterior and rectum area as well;

Step 2. Feed dog laxatives and/or muscle relaxants disguised as doggie "treats" so that the dog rectum will expand and dialate wider;

Step 3. Lube now shaven head (if laxatives were used in the previous step, excess feces may be used as well);

Step 4. Place dog on top of head, rectum covering top of head. Careful for the head may become submerged in the rectal cavity causing suffocation;

Step 5. Spin dog.
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Dog Helmeting by doughelmut March 20, 2009