A situation in which you've done everything up to and including praying to god and everything is still going to shit (or begins getting worse).
Friend 1: How you doing?
Friend 2: Ugh. Total Hell Mary, dude. I got a new job, told her I was willing to do couples therapy, everything. She still left me.
Friend 1: Damn, dude...wanna go drinking?
Friend 2: Fuck yeah.
Friend 2: Ugh. Total Hell Mary, dude. I got a new job, told her I was willing to do couples therapy, everything. She still left me.
Friend 1: Damn, dude...wanna go drinking?
Friend 2: Fuck yeah.
by Kittykittyderi December 28, 2016