the abbreviated term for "hella jealous,"; used to define one's jealousy to another's face; in response to a comment regarding high-standing or superiority; when you wish you were there drinking a beer, too.
"Dude, this beachfront cabin is amazing esp. with this excellent chocolate martini in my hand!"
"Omg, hel jeal. Right now."
"Omg, hel jeal. Right now."
by brightandblonde May 28, 2012