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Heiss, pronounced heese** as in geese.
A Heiss is synonymous with a fucking retard. A true burden to society, a fucker who never gets anything right. A nice guy, but stupid and deserves an ass beating

I heard john wiped his ass with his hand because there was no more toilet paper. What a fucking HEISS
by Maya Kunt hurtz January 09, 2008