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In imitation of the trophy, dodging the advance of an uncomely aggressor by protecting your face with your extended arm. Shield your (obviously) unfinished drink with your other.
That cougar lunged at me, so I gave her the Heissman.
by Pudmayor April 23, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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