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heinerscheid 

Doing the complete opposite of what should be done and destroying yourself in the process
Bud Lite pulled A heinerscheid by pissing off all of its customers
heinerscheid by TylerGi April 19, 2023

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz 

From the Disney cartoon, "Phineas and Ferb". He often compiles schemes using more complicated measures than necessary to move one step closer to controlling the Tri-State Area. However, due to clumsiness, forgetfulness, or a lack of thinking things through, he is doomed to a humorous defeat at the hands of his sharp-witted arch-nemesis, Perry the Platypus, a secret agent for a network of undercover animals.
"We have reports that Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is building another one of his machines , though we don't know exactly what he plans to use it for. Go find him and put a stop to this, Agent P!"

heiniesight 

A small child’s term for hindsight.
I get all that now in heiniesight, Mama!
heiniesight by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020
A straight up bitch, sarcastic but once you get to know her, she's really sweet and thoughtful. She's fun to be with and you'll love to get close with her. Cute. Funny. Lovely. Outgoing.
She's such a Heizel! I love her.
Heizel by girlfromnowhere June 8, 2021
Heizel is a given name of German origin, often also written as Hazel or Hazyl (although Hazel is often considered a English or Irish name). Heizel can be a rendition of the colour Hazel, which is a common eye colour.

Heizel is a surname most prevalent in North American countries such as the United States of America and Canada.

In my opinion, Heizel is a gorgeous name and I’d love to name my child it one day. Although, with the spelling, it’s a more hipster styled name. Non the less, it’s beautiful and has a nice origin.
“Hello, my name is Heizel.”

“How interesting, my grandma from Zürich had that last name before she got married!”
Heizel by vatan June 30, 2021

Heinekin farts 

The horrific bodily emissions which are a by product of the consumption of Heinekin beer. This phenomenon can occur with just about any beer, however, Heinekin is especially effective in producing this occurrence.
Oh my god Mike, that smells like Heinekin farts! You sick human being.
Heinekin farts by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010