heinz 57

Used to describe a person who is a mixed blood of many nationalities, also for a dog that is a mix of many breeds.

That guy has irish, italian, french, native american, and african in him, so he's a heinz 57

heinz 57 by Russell Berry August 16, 2004

Heinz-57 

Someone who is mixed with 2 or more different nationalities; completely mixed with various ethnic backrounds.

Girl 1: I'm just straight up white, how about you?

Girl 2: Me? I'm a Heinz-57. I don't know half of my backround!

Heinz-57 by bloodymarie April 15, 2010

heinz 57

1. A person that's a born mixture or known mixture of at least 2 or more differernt races.

2. A dog that's a mixed breed.

Obama is a brother most definitely, but at the same time he's a heinz 57.

heinz 57 by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 23, 2009

Heinz 57

Heinz 57 is a shortened form of a historical advertising slogan "57 Varieties of Pickles" by the H. J. Heinz Company located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States. It has come to mean anything that is made from a large number of parts or origins.

I love my dog, but he's a real Heinz 57.

Heinz 57 by hiddengerbil March 13, 2018

Heinz 57 Method 

1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle

2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.

Both involve the following two-handed jig process:

Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!

Handjobs were preferred by Robert Kraft, and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method which had his sauce gushing out in seconds.

Heinz 57 Method by b_ats February 22, 2019

heinz 57

A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" where a man unloads his baby batter inside a woman and afterwards has her hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back like a Heinz 57 bottle.

Friend1: "Yo Travis, I heard you took Angie home last night and hit it raw"

Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"

heinz 57 by Tyrone Kizzaps December 14, 2008

Heinz 57

wherein the act of vaginal penetration creates a sound not unlike that of direct fist contact with a half-empty ketchup bottle directly on the 57. In uncouth circles, this is referred to as a queef.

"I don't want to fuck you too hard, you might Heinz 57".

Heinz 57 by Heinz Catsup January 3, 2009