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Christian Hetland 

Possibly the coolest kid in the world. Christian Hetland is a one of a kind. You will never find anyone else quiet the same. Good at trampoline tricks. Thinks of very mischievous plans. You can't be bored with Christian Hetland.
i ride a six foot unicycle because my name is Christian!
Christian Hetland "meow meow kittey kittey"
Christian Hetland by jb+me October 19, 2010
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Port Hedland 

A large town in northern Western Australia known for mining, transport, red dust, alcohol abuse and a general sense of hopelessness.
1. Man, I've got to get out of Port Hedland.

2. Nothing stays white in Port Hedland.

3. Let's go into town for the annual Port Hedland Beerfest.
Port Hedland by nadollar January 27, 2010
Act of oral sex on butthole regardless of preexisting hygienic condition
I gave this girl a hoiland and she shit spackled my chin
Hoiland by Choochyface May 14, 2018
THE smallest town EVER. Smack dab in the middle of nowhere, it's located in Natrona County, Wyoming. The only things it consists of are two houses, what appears to be a bar or a convinience store, grass that goes on forever, a single road that goes on as far as the grass goes and a green sign reading "Hiland: Elevation 6009. Population 10."

10 people. That's it.

The whole town is probably the size of a large house and its backyard.

Thank God I don't live there.
You think your town is boring? Try living in Hiland!!
Hiland by Chrissey December 6, 2005
A brainless human residing in a backpacker house. (most commonly french)
"Will you ever leave this place? your such a Herland"
Herland by Brains-brains December 17, 2009

Hilandaranje 

When your cock slowly swivels on sacred land of Atos (Halkidiki, near Hilandar)
Ayo Drakula, your cock is hilandaring

A: Yo Drakula, your cock is about to hilandar, quickly, put your pants on!
B: Shut up, digga! *hilandaranje intesifies*

Rastko: Father, I am going to Greece.
Nemanja: Have fun, son!
Rastko: Thanks, I am looking forward to hilandaring.