hagazine (hag uzz een) NOUN. A magazine for or about ugly old women.
Me - Everyone in that rag is a withered old crone from Orange County with five facelifts and three dead husbands. Yer creepin' me out, girl. Why are you reading that hagazine?
Her - Shut up, I'm doing my anthropology homework on early humans.
A term most used to replace gigantic, this word is used when the term bazoongas can no longer define the size of what is being observed, it is one of the higher level words that few are know to use but when used Carrys power behind it.
Sam: Jesus did you se Alicia's ass today they were the size of bazoongas in that dress!!
Luis: No my friend they weren't bazoongas. . . They were HEGAZONKERS.
*room grows silent
Dina is one of the most genuine person, she is the prettiest most authentic human to step this planet, she is endlessly lovable and could never have received more from her. She is perfect.
Look it’s Dina Hejazi! The most powerful woman to step this planet <3