Somebody who lurks around (usually in the office, school, playground etc) spying on female staff / small children, only surfacing to harass said victims with a disgusting sense of "slickness".

Hedge pests are usually older and very unattractive, often sporting a mustache, missing teeth, scraggly hair, and a pot belly.

Hedge pests are often the target of sexual harassment claims, and would account for a large percentage of all those charged with possessing child pornorgraphy
"Did you see Phil stroking the back of that hot chick on reception?

Yeah, what a filthy hedge pest"

"Look at that dirty old man spying from the hedges just beyond the playground!

Quick, call the police!"
by peacekeeper24 September 21, 2010
Get the hedge pest mug.