If you have the last name Hearn, you are extremely stubborn, very outgoing, clumsy af, and you have the mental capacity of a squirrel. Now, don't get me wrong, you have a strong suite in some subjects, just not all of them are in your league.
by cooler.stump December 7, 2021
Verb: infinitive; to Hearn, Heared, to be Hearned. Def: To be outsmarted or grifted out of something of value.
by Definer April 12, 2004
Really, really cool person, who has a cool british accent and is very good in biology and science. He is also very smart and handsome and a very nice to everyone.
by Very Really Good April 3, 2022
A Scandinavian variant on the commonly used term "Hearne". It is regarded by many as the first variation of the term, originating circa. 1999. Can be used in many of the same ways as "Hearne" and is mainly used to display the speakers mastery of the "Hearne" dialect.
(Note: "Swedish Hearne" is rarely used in its complete form and is most commonly shortened to "Swearne". Other variants include, but are not limited to: "Swedo", "Swearnso", "Swearnsy" and the extended version: "SSSSWWWWWWWEEEEEAAAAARNE")
(Note: "Swedish Hearne" is rarely used in its complete form and is most commonly shortened to "Swearne". Other variants include, but are not limited to: "Swedo", "Swearnso", "Swearnsy" and the extended version: "SSSSWWWWWWWEEEEEAAAAARNE")
Speaker #1: "Hearne?"
Speaker #2: "No, Swedish Hearne"
Speaker #1: "Jesus, did you see that fella from Sweden leading those kids around?"
Speaker #2: "Oh, you mean the Swearne?"
Speaker #2: "No, Swedish Hearne"
Speaker #1: "Jesus, did you see that fella from Sweden leading those kids around?"
Speaker #2: "Oh, you mean the Swearne?"
by the observant hearne April 29, 2010
by Gussudidococ March 20, 2019
Wayne Hearne's are known to be some of the worst cooks/bakers on the planet. They can burn just about anything known to man including water.
However despite obvious clues to who burnt the bread, the Wayne's will always blame someone else.
Can be seen driving crappy cars, with no doors or engines, but will still try to make it sound great.
If you are not sure it is a Wayne, you are looking at give him a driving test. Then count the amount of times he fails. If it is over 8 then you defintly know its Wayne
However despite obvious clues to who burnt the bread, the Wayne's will always blame someone else.
Can be seen driving crappy cars, with no doors or engines, but will still try to make it sound great.
If you are not sure it is a Wayne, you are looking at give him a driving test. Then count the amount of times he fails. If it is over 8 then you defintly know its Wayne
by Anoyed Customer March 6, 2005
A Jordan Hearn is a stick skinny non muscular 16 year old cunt. A Jordan Hearn is a virgin for the majority of his life.
by Jordan Hearn May 13, 2015