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sliding into home headfirst 

performing oral sex
Joe had such a great time - all night he was sliding into home headfirst.

headfirst for halos 

1. Song by My Chemical Romance, off of their first album, "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love."

2. Falling, usually headfirst, in which the person is seriously injured or just really shaken up (halos, in this sense, being "death" or "near-death").
1. person one: "wow, i love my chemical romance, 'headfirst for halos' is definitely their best song!"
person two: "i know, right?"

2. person one: "hey man, did you hear about nick?"
person two: "no, what happened?"
person one: "aww, he totally went headfirst for halos; he fell through a window. he's in the hospital, but he's gonna be ok."

or:
person one: *doesn't watch where they are going* oh shit, why didn't you warn me about those stairs? i almost went headfirst for halos there."

headpants 

Headpants (hed-pantz), n. : The polar opposite of an asshat. An awesome person.
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Both of them were asshats! Well, that guy was a little less of an asshat than the other.

Yeah. Good thing Amir was there, or the whole night would've sucked. He's a real headpants.

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What do you do when you have to walk a mile and a half in a downpour, and by the time you arrive, your jeans are soaked from the pockets down? But your shirt is dry. And your flannel overshirt is dry.

Clearly, if you're as much of a headpants as she is, you turn it into a skirt, by wrapping it around your waist and attaching as many of the buttons as you can.
headpants by my name is Cos November 15, 2009

Headfordshire 

-when head and Bedfordshire (Bedfordshire is a county in England that forms part of the East of England region) were merged together, Headfordshire was created :)
-basically yet ANOTHER euphemism for a bj
"she took him on a trip to Headfordshire"
Headfordshire by moysha March 11, 2008

Femboy Headpats Day 

On the 18th of October every year, it is required to give all femboys you see a headpat. Then maybe they'll give something back ;3
"Oh gimmie a sec i gotta give that femboy a headpat."
"Why?"
"Cuz it's Femboy Headpats Day! And plus he might suck my dick."

Headfart 

When someone farts on your head
My son gave me a headfart when I was sleeping, and then I got pinkeye.
Headfart by Mighty's Mom December 6, 2020