a woman with blonde hair. she LOVES other women. she hates men, apart from her homies and Asher beloved. Asher beloved is a great man, a man of taste too. Hazie radiates BIG dick energy, probably has a bigger dick than most men on earth. She has blue eyes, freckles and can seduce any woman with just one glare, but wouldn't because she is taken by Asher beloved.
by gayhazie April 25, 2021
I walked in the bathroom and Jimbo was sitting there getting a Hazy Blumpkin. Naturally, I hit the blunt and left.
by Tha Dinger March 16, 2011
by Edwardo Cortez October 2, 2008
by WailedGoblin054 April 4, 2016
The look on your face after drinking for a while and then someone asks you a serious question and you are trying to think of an answer.
After we finished that fifth of Jack, Frank gave me the hazy gaze when I asked if he needed a cab home.
by Indiana Texan February 6, 2020
When you're banging a girl doggy style with a finger in her ass, then pull out. As she turns around, blow the load in her eyes, then draw a mustache with the butthole finger.
by Silky mane September 1, 2017