Halo 3 

THE game that changed the face of the Xbox 360 and Microsoft. It has sold millions upon millions of copies around the world, and set a new bar for gaming. However, it has also caused (along with World of Warcraft) a dramatic spike in video game addiction. Countless players have been "pwning noobs" on Xbox Live for hours on end, but have ignored the needs of their parents/children/girlfriends/boyfriends/fiances/spouses/significant others. They have been more obsessed with hearing "killtacular!" than saying "what do you need, honey?" Its a tragedy of some sorts; it really is.

Girlfriend: Baby, you promised me a night to remember for our anniversary!

Boyfriend: It'll have to wait darling. I have to get a be an MVP in Halo 3.

(Game voice): Killing spree! Sharpshooter! Extermination!...

Boyfriend: Yeah, bitch!

Halo 3 by gamespeed91 September 26, 2009

Halo 3  

The leading cause of divorce in America.

"Josh can we go to the movies?" "Maybe next weekend, I'm playing halo 3 babe."

Halo 3 by Alan Bayse October 13, 2007

HALO 3 

cuase of sudden GPA drops in highschools across the world.

PRE-HALO 3:
little billy was a straight A student, turned in his work on time, always on time for school, and never fell asleep in class.
POST-HALO 3:
little billy now is a nocturnal energy drink chugging pasty white as snow trash talking FIEND that goes by an alias known only to him and other xbl affiliates.

lil billy will be missed.....

HALO 3 by BE_PREPARED! October 9, 2007

halo 3 

your girlfriends worst nightmare...

(GF. on the phone): hey babe whacha doin?
(BF.): ....... yes double kill!
(GF): huh? what are you talking about? Are u on halo 3 again?
(BF): ....... umm ya...cant talk now..call u back later..bye

halo 3 by brennan parker March 4, 2008

halo 3 

A good example of Microsoft taking all of the credit for Bungie's work.

"hey look! Bungie made a new game! Halo 3" *Microsoft staff comes bursting through door and kills family*
Microsoft Staff: "No, we made it!"

halo 3 by Why the @#$% do you want to know my name? May 11, 2008

Halo 3 

1. A game played by men for hours on end
2. A game played by men for hours on end when drunk
3. A game played by ditzy and/or drunk girls trying to flirt with the guys around them
4. A game that if played well by a girl indicates she is either really cool or a lesbian

1. Not much man, just played Halo 3 for like six hours
2. Fuck man, all I remember is that I played Halo 3 for fucking like 6 hours
3. Omygosh, Halo 3! Can I like plaaaaaaaay?
4. Dude, Charissa is fuckin baller at Halo 3. I hope she's just tight and not a lesbo.

Halo 3 by calledupandcametome October 23, 2007

Halo 3 Bastard

noun - A halo 3 player that has become so good at the game that they cannot give it up, and move on to Reach.

Bob - C'mon Jim, come play Halo Reach with us!
Jim - I can't guys, I'm on a 15 game win streak and my EXP is almost maxed out.
Bob - ........Jim...that shit doesn't matter. No one plays Halo 3 anymore. This is 2011 man! Quit being a Halo 3 Bastard!

Halo 3 Bastard by Purple Turkoglu October 21, 2011