The definition of a goat. They are true legends and are made by the gods them self they are lovable and perfect in every single way
Yo I want that man Hawthorne to have all my kids
by Djjfnfmssssfridjc November 23, 2021
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it's a name & the person it describes is the most amazing & caring person you'll ever come across. he's so perfect & you're lucky to even be friends with him. if he ever loves you, never let him go.. you'll regret it for your whole life. he's the most adorable, sweet, charming, breathtaking, forgiving, funny, hopeful, precious, ambitious person you'll ever meet. he's the one that all the love songs//love quotes//wholesome memes you look at/listen to, are about. HE DESERVES THE WORLD & IF YOU LOVE HIM & HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU BACK IT'S OKAY BC HE ONLY DESERVES TO BE HAPPY, EVEN IF ITS NOT WITH YOU.
my friend : "how's Hawthorne?"
my heart: *explodes in happiness just from hearing his name*
by welp.pls.get.this.famous. June 12, 2019
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Hawthorne is usually defined as someone stupid. He does not know what is happening around him and he has a maximum of three brain cells, sometimes a negative amount of brain cells. He will always zone out but is too lazy to zone back in. If you know a Hawthorne you know one of the most stupid creatures on the planet.
"You're such a Hawthorne."
by ARandomGuy2113 February 25, 2020
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A winged her·maph·ro·dite , likely stemming from stories from the Middle Ages
King Henry sent 12 knights to take down the Hawthorne living in a wet cave at the bottom of the hill .
by Medieval Terminology July 30, 2020
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Also referred to as Gotham City, Hawthorne Florida is a quaint little town in between Gainesville and Palatka. No one knows where Hawthorne is. The middle/high school is arguably the best 1A basketball team there is but not much of anything else in other sports. Everyone knows everyone around and there's no known diseases found in Hawthorne unlike the neighboring cities of Interlachen, Ocala, Palatka.
Where are you from?

Hawthorne (Florida)!
Where?

Gainesville....
by The real White Mike December 20, 2016
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